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#suggestive#I added more#new score is 60 to 18#I did the math#that is 67%... that is a failing grade#I need to get freakier#doing this made me feel 14 again but the shyness from last night has passed. this is MY house#my rambles
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Pairing: Emperor Caracalla x concubine!reader
Summary: After a public tantrum at a senator's gathering, Geta sends Caracalla's most beloved concubine to comfort his mad brother. Tags: hurt/comfort, slightly NSFW, implied/mentioned sex, Caracalla has serious mommy issues, nipple play, breastfeeding :/ (sorry), short fic, Caracalla is obsessed with your big naturals I guess idk AN: I'm not sure if there's any Otessa Moshfegh enjoyers out there, but this lil mini fic is inspired by Lapvona. Caracalla's man-child vibe reminded me of Merek, so naturally I had to write the most strange and off-putting fic to satisfy my weird-girl impulses. Enjoy, freaks!
Hurt by his brother’s callous words, the divine emperor Caracalla had fled the senator’s banquet in a fit of rage. It only takes a single tense glance from Emperor Geta for you to receive his silent command to follow after his mad brother. It does not take long to find him.
Like always, he hides away under a golden table tucked in the far corner of the throne room. His sniveling echoes off the tall marble walls. You slowly approach his curled up form, as if not to startle a wild hare.
“Caracalla. You must come out now.” You call his name softly.
“I will not.” He croaks through his tears, turning his back towards you. With a sigh, you sink to your knees, extending your open arms towards him.
You wait for Caracalla to find his sense. After a few moments, He finally turns to you to reveal his face—pale, rosy, and wet.
“Has brother sent you to scold me? I am no child!” Spite coats his words. You smile at the absurdity. He could order your head on a pike if he so pleased, but prefers for you to indulge his brooding. A god-king with the whims of a spurned child.
“No, I do not seek to scold, little prince. Come now, so that I may hold you.”
And with that, the emperor crawls to you.
He settles into your arms and you cradle his torso, the luxurious fabric of his ornate robes pooling at your lap. His cheek rests atop your bosom like a newborn babe—he weeps like one too.
“It is unjust! Brother always has the last word, yet I am eldest!” Caracalla laments, his tears wet the bodice of your stola.
You use your free hand to smooth tendrils of copper hair away from his damp face. A tantrum of this magnitude was not uncommon for the young emperor, though you often wondered how a man could display such behaviors at the age of twenty and one. Caracalla was distinctly tender, despite his blood lust. His ego was delicate, easily wounded by Geta’s pragmatism and rigid sensibility.
“He wishes to be rid of me, I know it.” He sniffles, his hand reaching to fiddle with the pendant resting at the base of your neck. You smile softly despite growing weary of this routine.
“Don’t be without reason, mea dulcis. You are invaluable to Rome and all her subjects. Geta speaks without tact when he is cross. You must know this too, hmm?”
Caracalla thinks for a moment, brows knitting together in contemplation.
“He is unkind. It should have been him to suffer in the womb, not I.”
You can’t help but laugh at his juvenile description of his brother's malicious cruelty. Frustration flashes across Caracalla’s face as water threatens to brim his eyes again.
“Peace, my lamb. No more tears.” You coo, using a thumb to swipe away at the wetness—but it is too late. Your laughter invited a new wave of angry tears. He buries his face in your breasts, jeweled fingers dragging down the fabric of your stola. His mouth quickly finds your nipple. You hiss, resisting the urge to pull him away from your flesh.
It brings the emperor great comfort to suckle you. Geta had explained Caracalla’s affliction once before.
“Our own mother denied him her breast; she believed him to be cursed. Perhaps he held on to that trangression. He called for a wet nurse until the age of ten and two. My brother has always suffered from madness, you see.”
You had taken prior notice of this habit. After he fucks you like an animal in heat, he often drifts back to your tit, lazily sucking and nibbling until sleep takes him. You thought nothing of it until emperor Geta revealed it’s cause to you.
And though you had no milk to bear, tranquility came over the man as if he had been fed. Eyes closed and breath even, he plays with a tendril of your hair as he rolls your swollen nipple in his hot mouth—lost in bliss. It is odd, but you pity him. With his lips so flush against you and his expression finally at peace, one could forget the madness, the carnage, the rage.
Sometime later, Caracalla regains his composure, standing straight with his shoulders back, returning to a proud and stately posture. He crudely wipes the spit from his chin with the back of his hand.
“You will attend to me in my chambers tonight.” He commands before returning to the festivities.
#emperor Caracalla#emperor geta#emperor Caracalla x reader#caracalla x reader#gladiator ii#gladiator 2#mine#WHERE ARE ALL THE TWIN EMPEROR TWINK ENJOYERS#the fic needs to get freakier yall#ancient romans were certified freaks#I am once again ottessa moshfegh pilled
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nsfw. MDNI. x f!reader.
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wriothesley binding your wrists with his tie is all well and good...
but what about when he ties it around your ankles before lifting them in the air? his leaking cock bounces when he catches sight of your swollen pussy lips sticking out between the fat of your trembling thighs. he's got a firm grip on the makeshift restraint, keeping your legs up when they want to give out. with his free hand he guides his cock to your slit, spreading your wet lips open around his fat tip as he slowly pushes inside you. you cry out at the fullness of the stretch, your legs shaking on his shoulder as he wraps his hands over your hips to steady you.
"fuck, so warm and tight, baby..." wrio groans, working his cock in deeper with slow thrusts until his heavy balls are pressing against your taint. "gonna fuck my shape into you..."
he fucks you long and hard, making you twist and white-knuckle the fabric beneath you, your eyes rolling back as his strong thighs slap into you. holding his shirt up with his teeth and your ankles together with his tie, the duke watches while your wet, puffy lips suck and give on his creamy, thick length.
#k i feel better now ty for listening 💁🏼♀️#idk i just needed to get this off my chest#i've seen so much fanart of wrio with his tie bound around his lover's wrists#which is fine but also#smth tells me he can get even freakier than that#wrio can hogtie me tbh#wriothesley#wrio#wriothesley x f!reader#wrio x f!reader#wriothesley x reader#wrio x reader#wriothesley x you#wrio x you#wriothesley x y/n#wrio x y/n#wriothesley smut#wrio smut#genshin x f!reader#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin x y/n#genshin smut
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every time i check the black sails tag it’s just people saying things that are technically true, but that’s as far as they take it?? What about the ritual sacrifice? the symbolic goat deaths? the murder rope?? zombie house???? we used to have fun on here…
#the people have forgotten that the cellar door is an open throat and i - for one - think that this is a shame#not that i don’t say unoriginal things ALL the time…#but i also have a very specific determination to say things that no one else is saying#which is why i’ve never had any interest in deep-diving into silver and flint’s relationship#cuz that’s what EVERYBODY does#there wasn’t any need for me there#MY job was to fixate on the most random shit imaginable and make incomprehensible posts about it - clearly#BEGGING y’all to read violence and the sacred and get a little freakier with your meta
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fun fact of the day: ven AKA stirringjuice outed a trans person against their will and used their gender against them in order to claim they were a groomer (hm i wonder why they'd specifically accuse a transfem person of grooming?), among other things!
#p#“alex can't separate their gender from their sexuality” i sure hope they can't! trans people need to get freakier and i am serious#alex kister
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am I starting to understand what the 5 makima fans in this universe see in her or do I need to go to bed
#jokes aside! I haven’t slept at all. and it’s 5am#☹️#yeah I think. I need a nap#oh also guys I watched the second to most recent (?? is that a phrase) mha episode yesterday! I cried#bakugo my. my son#☹️☹️ horikoshi………. when I get my paws on you………..#back to makima tho. herghrghi I’ve been watching edits of her#she seems. mm#she’s like gojo but. freakier#i actually don’t know if that’s true or not but she definitely seems that way!!!!!!#that reminds me of a post I saw saying makima would try to manipulate gojo and he would win with the power of homosexuality#☠️☠️☠️ well I mean#I’m gonna try and start watching more anime’s than just my hero and saiki k but. it always feels sooo intimidating getting into a new show#like I have to consume some media of it first. I can’t be informed of the lore through watching or reading the piece of media myself#I must watch edits and read fanfics first. and then I can watch it :3 is that weird of me. idk it might be#IT JUST MAKES IT SEEM LESS SCARY WHEN I KNOW WHATS GOING ON A LITTLE BIT#now I’m just mindlessly rambling I think. I need sleep#jjk#olls thoughts 💭
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i'm currently clearin' stuff out from my USB & icon stuff, but gotta tell y'all, i'll be tacklin' addin' even MORE hung femboy manlets to this account. gonna be up to your eyeballs in hung, knee-swangin' femboys. and one hunk, size-difference-horny-inducing, barrel-chested fuck-machine daddy.
#( ooc. )#also add in all my new WoL OCs.#anyways#i NEED to get freakier with this account. can't always be afraid to be hornier. if u can't match my freak be in AWE of it.
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so yall like leon kennedy all tied up and whimpering, huh?
#looking at a wip and just kinda staring at it like wtf do i do now#needs a background and my mind's blank lmao#which you could analyze the lack of background as a deeper meaning and how the- *deathsound*#he's having a good time it's a great break from reality tbh#knowing there's a niche for this fuels me to get even weirder and even freakier ngl
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re: the music rant I tagged you in I am so sorry for tagging you in my double-dose caffeine fueled haterism explosion post. truly was off the shits and did not realize how much random garbage talking points I was ready to spill on the first person to ask
but i love haterism…..
#truly i really don’t care if ppl like those artists. they do so for good reason#but it’s just impossible to see it as like. particularly noteworthy and countercultural or anything anymore?#like obv it’ll never be on the same mainstream level of like taylor swift or w/e#but as far as being ‘weird’ or ‘fringe’ it’s like. safe weird. safe fringe#mainstream weird or mainstream fringe to use an oxymoron#there’s nothing wrong with enjoying something with a large community that makes you feel something#but it just isn’t particularly striking as far as making a statement about how unique you are#not that you need to be unique to be cool#but i think a lot of people truly do see it as a thing that makes them special or even superior#it’s not harmful at all just a little silly#and truly when every young neurodivergent well-off internet dweller is doing it. well it’s not totally weird is it#safe and sanitized weirdness#either that or to get back to the point if it is true weirdness then it’s like yeah are you sure this goes on that character playlist LOL#maybe the other bigger threat is when stuff is genuinely good and raw and unique and strange#art that’s screaming something out#and it gets watered down into something incredibly generic#like this lament about the singer’s very real life is like ‘woagh this is just like these two fictional white men who have never met’#less ‘morally wrong’ and more ‘hardcore cringe at best and in poor taste at worst’#or like. what if it is an EXTREMELY specific situation genuinely#why is it on every playlist 🤔#the answer is bc it goes hard of course so who am i to say they’re wrong for having fun#but behind the scenes in secret i’ll be laughing sinisterly#like everybody in the world thinks Their Artist is the most freakish unique and special artist. including swifties#fact of the matter there’s always something weirder. even the stuff i listen to i am well aware could be so much freakier#is there really any point in making it a competition of how weird you are#just listen to what appeals to you and stop acting like you’re the main character idk#asks#dj-of-the-coven#ok i’m done now. hope none of this sounded too bitter and judgmental
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tryna brainstorm violenr affairs edit i wanna get out one more before their month ends 😭
#not to feed the troll blog that popped up 🙄 ya ik about it i just blocked and moved on- however the points been made#i need to get freakier on main 😁 tbh the more suggestive edits have been#so goddamn fun for me. i feel like im freeing myself a bit and yall like it too soooo ye#seph.txt
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I know I’m not the target audience really anymore for this but it’s suuuuch a shame twc isn’t more biting more blood more freaky weird sex more ugly vampire relationships being a little weird after hundreds of years of being together
#yes it’s tendercore romance. but I Yearn deeply for the potential anyways#of vampires that can feed off each other and have weird blood bonds and a slightly questionable#best friendship of 200 years#and Nat/e being fine with vampirism was a hit but they need to get MORE. MORE.#more everything and just a little slower. Bah!#(and some more basic stuff could’ve been fixed in this book… but#I wish it was Freakier. real freaky vampires.#🍂.txt#twc spoilers
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im so glad i dont know a lot of the toontown blogger's toons bc itd be rlly awkward to come across someone in game and be like FUCK I GOT THEIR ASS BLOCKED ON TUMBLR DOT COM NUH UHHHHHH
#i block kinda freely so if the vibes are off theyre just off im not gonna distress myself#but itd be rlly funny to like#meet someone on tt#talk#share tumblrs like i rarely do (might stop doing that bc of meeting someone not so nice last time)#and then going like... ohh..! thats the person i blocked...!#im not putting this on my toon blog lol#i got some like...#'major' ttcc artists blocked? like u see them around a lot#got a few blocked#if the vibes r off ur blocked and if u draw shit i dont like also ur also blocked lool#i wonder how much toontown community has ME blocked and what the reasons would be#i dont want beef im just curious#is it my swag aura? i need to know. what was the last straw. so i know what areas i need to get freakier in
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last comics event of the whole year done today 🥳🎉 got some of our yuri comics stocked in another comic book store yeahoo !! we had comics on the shop shelves of 4 stores in 4 different cities so far :")
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Pacat cannot for the life of her write a chapter that doesn’t feel like a repetition of phrases that you could find in your popular average fanfiction and silly metaphors but at least there’s a blonde twink so i forgive her
#also the metaphoric sex scene in dark heir lmfao I’m cackling#I need this book to get freakier bc otherwise it’s just mediocre
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I saw this shared around on Threads (why do I go there, I hate it) and commented on as 'this article is so good' and 'must read' including by a few people whose opinion I normally respect, and seeing as monsterfucking and monster everything is like a special little interest for me, I of course instantly clicked through to read it
and I have to say
what the everloving heterosexual fuck is this
two fat paragraphs about omegaverse that don't even mention its origins - I mean - I just - gaze upon this phrase, and despair:
During estrous, Omegas’ vaginas ooze with “slick,” responding to the Alpha’s intoxicating pheromonal perfume.
IT'S CALLED "SLICK" BECAUSE IT'S FROM SELF-LUBRICATING ANUSES. THE REASON THE OMEGAS NEED SELF-LUBRICATING ANUSES TO BEGIN WITH IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE VAGINAS.
I. have been rendered figuratively speechless. the straights don't know what slick is. the. i. how. how did we end up like this
their dicks swell at the base, creating a “knot,” which lodges them inextricably in the Omega’s slick-soaked (I am so sorry) vagina.
"(I am so sorry)" girl you're writing an article about monster smut and then you have the gall to be embarrassed by the this tame ass (or should i say vagina?) heterosexual omegaverse?
okay, okay. deep breaths. we've only just got started. we started by covering Morning Glory Milking Farm, a minotaur/human erotic romance novel, which well - I've read it, and it's not a bad book by any means, it was actually very very good, a solid story with a great cast and perfectly paced and satisfying romance and loads of sex - is very straight. it's just a minotaur. it's a big guy with a big dick. it's your standard gentle giant/normal sized girl romance. it's not very freaky, but you know, I don't blame the average reader for coming into this thinking this is some out there stuff. gotta start somewhere, right? we didn't all come up through draco/the giant squid crackfic in 2005, you know? and now we've covered Sarah J Maas and we're entering omegaverse territory, this is getting knottier now, right, freakier? this article is going somewhere, right?
you can imagine the intrigue, enemies-to-lovers, and other story lines involved as each captured female eventually finds the member of the barbarian tribe who is destined to worship and fuck the living daylights out of her for the rest of their lives. Oh, and their dicks have a sensitive spur on top designed for clitoral stimulation. It’s just as blue and velvety as the rest of their big alien bodies.
okay so the minotaurs aliens are blue now, i guess.
It seems, also, like the romance genre as a whole is being pushed by monster romance to make things in human-human books as freaky as possible.
ohh?? are we finally getting a proper freak on now??
This genre, “why choose?” or “MMF” (or sometimes even MMMF or MMFM), and also known as “reverse harem,” always features a heroine who is showered with sexual attention by men who are also sexually involved with each other.
having a thousand yard stare moment over here
this author seriously thinks that all these heterofied monster romance tropes are paving the way for the real freaky stuff that is, checks notes, "two hockey players fucking each other while the heroine calls the shots"
this author is positing that human queer erotica/romance are freakier than monster erotica/romance. like. she said that. with her whole chest. black on white.
on one hand a monster, an inhuman being, and on the other, a queer person, a human being. and apparently the real freak is not the minotaur or the blue alien. it is the queer human.
is this satire? it has to be, right?
because if it's not satire, this article is an entire case study in itself on the monstering* of queer people. stunning.
*academic term
#monsterfucking#monster romance#monster smut#monster studies#monster theory#omegaverse#where's my phd in monsterfucking I fucking deserve one
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Please, I need more mecha au vortex and first aid. I need freaky first aid and freakier vortex. They’re horrible for each other. Thank god they took each other out of the dating pools.
Please let first aid be freak holding back until vortex slowlllyy brings it out
You know like. First aid is a freak but he was taught to hide it so he wouldn’t become an outsider. He was raised to be shy and sneaky about it.
But when he starts spending time with Vortex he steps to zero judgement territory. Whatever he says, whatever thinks about - Vortex never finds it inappropriate or creepy. You wanna steal a piece of alien spine? Yeah sure why not. You like to mess with dead bodies? Cool, I’m more of an “alive and screaming” type of guy but I get it. You are collecting the badges of dead soldiers? Can I see?👁
Like. Vortex isn’t shy about being a freak at all. He enjoys it~
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